Sunday, 18 May 2014

Sunday Inspiration: Splitting Hairs for Jesus

Have you ever felt so strongly about something in your faith only to have someone else point out it may not be that important?
Have you watched a church crumble over meaningless politics while the "sheep" are led astray?
Do you ever wonder why people are adding to the Bible when actually it's perfect just as it is?

Have you been guilty of any of this?

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Did Adam and Eve have navels or a blank spot where it should be
Do other folks lie awake at night, or is it only me?
Thinkin about the question that plagues all mankind ... hmmmmmmmmm
Belly-button fuzz wuzza part of creation, how could I be so blind?

I think I'll start a church someday to preach this creed of mine
Cause Adam and Eve had navels and I'll prove it at the end of time
Sure, God is Love and Jesus Saves, but what about this truth?
I found the answer just last year in 1st John Chapter 2

(HE FOUND THE ANSWER JUST LAST YEAR IN 1ST JOHN CHAPTER 2)
Seek out the truth, the truth will set you free
Wait upon the Lord in all sincerity
And then you'll reach the highest level of Christianity
When you become a navelist, your eyes will finally see

That Adam and Eve had navels, I'm tellin you today
Yeah, I'm splittin hairs for Jesus, so that makes it all okay
And I'm going to take you deeper than your eyes can currently see
I'm splittin hairs for Jesus for more spir'tuality

(HE'S SPLITTIN HAIRS FOR JESUS FOR MORE SPIR'TUALITY)
I shared this truth with all the land and Navelism grew
A thousand members growin strong (cause I preach salvation too)
But now the church is splittin over some technicality
Did their buttons go in or pop on out, how picky can they be

(THEIR BUTTONS WENT IN, THEY DIDN'T POP ON OUT, LORD HELP OUR PASTOR SEE)

ADAM AND EVE HAD NAVELS, ON THIS WE DO AGREE!!!
BUT WE'VE GROWN BEYOND THAT SIMPLE TRUTH,
WE'RE READY FOR SPIR'TUAL MEAT
WE'RE ALL PRAYIN FOR THE PASTOR TO GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD
BUT IF HE DON'T SHAPE UP REAL QUICK-LIKE,
WE'RE GONNA CUT THE CORD
(If I don't shape up real quick-like, they're gonna cut the cord?)

Lord why do these good people need to add upon your word
Splittin hairs for Jesus over something so absurd
Why should my congregation become so narrow fixed
The fellowship that we once had, tripped up by Satan's tricks

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4 comments:

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  2. You know I think we often forget what is really important, and that is to keep seeking God. If we do that everything else in life just falls into place.

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    1. That's so incredibly true! Thanks for commenting!

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